Autumn

Happy Autumn, gentle readers. I hope that, at this time, you all find the balance you need to live a healthy and happy life. 

Break the Wheel

Break the wheel

dance the dance

in silvered light

on dew-wet grass.

Naked skin,

a testament to sin,

to the beast with two backs,

endlessly entwined.

Feel the rhythm

of your heart,

pounding through veins,

the music of your life.

Raise the knife high,

admire its shine,

in the cold moon's light,

then stab your shadow to death.

Break the wheel,

dance the dance,

in silvered light

on dew-wet grass.

The UPS Song

Inspired by my recent experience dealing with UPS

Oh UPS driver,

the man in the van,

where did my package go?

Oh UPS driver,

the man in the van,

you say that you don't know.

Oh UPS driver,

the man in the van,

I think that you're telling a lie.

Oh UPS driver,

the man in the van,

I sort of want you to die.

Oh UPS rep,

the voice on the phone,

where did my package go?

Oh UPS rep,

the voice on the phone,

you say that you don't know.

Oh UPS rep,

the voice on the phone,

you seem so nice 

and distinguished.

Oh UPS rep,

the voice on the phone,

I'm not sure you understood English.

Oh UPS manager,

in your office,

where did my package go?

Oh UPS manager,

in your office,

you say that you don't know.

Oh UPS manager,

in your office,

I'm getting the run-around.

Oh UPS manager,

in your officer,

I'd bury you in the ground.

Oh UPS company,

big and rich,

where did my package go?

Oh UPS company,

big and rich,

no one there seems to know.

Oh UPS company,

big and rich,

I shouldn't expect any less.

Oh UPS company,

big and rich,

I hope you go out 

of business!