Media on Pandora.
Television.
Pandora has two broadcast television stations. One is government-sponsored, while the other
is independently owned and operated.
There are no cable television stations on Pandora or satellite
television stations.
Pandora Public Television(PPT) is a government-sponsored
channel established in 1965. They operates from 6AM to 12PM, eight days a week,
360 days a year. PPT provides mainly
news, educational programming and cultural programs. (During the Silent Days of December, they show looped video footage of a
snowstorm for the duration. It is one of their most popular programs.)
Island TV (ITV) is a privately owned television station established
in 1995 and supported by ad revenue and a generous grant from the Royal
Philanthropic Society. ITV operates from 4PM to 2AM. Their programming focuses on entertainment
and includes local talk shows, reruns of popular television programs imported
from outside Pandora, locally-produced entertainment programs and live coverage
of Eyfendrewbri Music Festival and the Burning Mime festival. (ITV was almost shut down in 1997 when they
accidentally aired twenty minutes of a softcore porn film after midnight. A
thorough investigation revealed that it was an accident and the station manager
was required to apologize to the viewers.)
Radio.
There are five radio stations on the island. By law, at
least 60% of all material broadcast over Pandoran radio must be produced on the
island. As such, the airwaves are
dominated by Pandoran artists. Four of the stations are based in the city,
while one is based on the far north side of the island.
FM Pandora - a popular radio station that plays a wide range
of music. Most of the musicians they play are local and they broadcast live
from the Eyfendrewbri Music Festival each year.
KBTF (Knit By the Fire) Radio - the most popular radio
station in the city, they play a variety of programs ranging from arts and
culture to dramas and comedies.
North Tip Radio(NTR) - the only radio station based outside
the city, NTR is housed near the North Tip Naval Station on the northern side
of the island. NTR is an independent station and it offers a mix of programs
that appeal to Pandora's more rural populace.
Seahorse Radio - a miniscule radio station in the Seahorse
District playing mostly Celtic and Irish folk music.
The Weather Station - a government-sponsored radio station
that plays soft acoustic music between weather reports. (The live weather reports are read by Janetta Kocopell, who is commonly
known as 'the Weather Lady.' It is generally agreed that she has the sexiest
voice of any on-air radio personality in the island.)
Publications.
Pandora is home to a number of local publications, including
newspapers and magazines.
The Witness - established in 1619 AD, The Witness is the main newspaper on the island. It covers general
news, events and issues relevant to all citizens. The paper is printed three
times a week(Monday, Wednesday, Friday).
It's offices and printers are located in Karcelle.
The Playbill - established in 1892 AD, The Playbill is a weekly newspaper that covers local arts, music
and events. It is published on Thursday.
The Playbill's offices are in
the Carnival District.
The Informer - established in 1960, The Informer is a monthly newspaper covering foreign news, events
and issues of interest to Pandora's outsider community. The Informer's office and printshop is in Oceanview.
The Bull Sheet - this zine-like publication first appeared
on the streets of the city in 1994. To this day, no one knows who writes it or
where it's published. The Bull Sheet
is full of gossip and rumors, and often features saucy photographs or drawings
that skirt the edge of public decency. (But
it has an Excellent crossword puzzle!)
The Guide to Arts & Festivals (GAF) - the GAF is published quarterly and is an
essential guide to all the upcoming art events and festivals in Pandora. The GAF is published by the Ministry of
Culture in cooperation with the Royal Philanthropic League and the Knitting
Society.
In addition to these publications, there are many more. Each
district produces its own local publication, usually printed once a month,
covering news and events of specific interest to local residents.
There are a number of hobby and special interest
publications (such as Knitting Knack,
for knitting enthusiasts, or The
Gastropandorica, a combination recipe book and guide to Pandoran
eateries.), most of them published on a monthly basis.
There is also The
Royal Magazine, published annually in December. This glossy magazine contains
photos of and interviews with the members of the Pandoran Royal Family. In
addition, the magazine comes with a lottery ticket to the New Year's Day Ball
held at the Royal Palace.
Internet.
The internet simply does not work on Pandora. There is no way
to connect to the larger worldwide web, and the locals networks that do exist
are military and government. Occasionally, tech enthusiasts try to get a larger
local network going, but these efforts have always failed from lack of
interest.
Phones.
Cell phones don't work on Pandora, and radio phones are
notoriously unreliable. However, landlines exist and are quite prevalent in the
city. Most homes and businesses are
wired up for telephone service, and there are payphones scattered around the
city. Most can be found outside of Underground stations. It costs a half-rho coin to make a call from
a payphone and reversing the charges on a call is not allowed. (Did you know that in Pandora, telemarketing
and telephone surveys are illegal? It's true!)
Pandoran phone-lines do extend outside the city, but service
can be spotty in rural areas. Also, there are no international telephone lines,
so calling off the island is impossible.
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